Monday, August 28, 2006

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

Ok, so while watching tv the other night I was hit with the saddest/most hilarious realization of all time while watching a Domino's commercial. Disregarding the creepiness factor of the walking brownie "fudgem," the delivery guy escorting him is none other than Benjamin Salisbury, AKA Brighton Sheffield, the horny son on tv's "The Nanny". Imagine, days of watching Fran Dresher parading around in outfits roughly the size of a postage stamp, and then BOOM, you're a balding has-been who's co-starring with a life-sized brownie. Wow, way to go Brighton, Mr. Sheffield would certainly be proud.
I think that my favorite part of one of the spots is the chocolate marks left everywhere, including on a mother/daughter team who HUG THE BROWNIE, making them look like they are COVERED IN SHIT!!!!! WHAT?????
Kudos to you, Domino's, for juxtaposing your cardboard pizza facsimile with a walking piece of shit. YUM!
OMG- just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I just saw this phrase on the website..."Visit fudgems en espagnol to see Brownito!"
Please click here for the spot, and then here for the dancing fudgems. Dear Lord, it just doesn't get any better.

Enjoy poo lovers!


Amanda said...

Good call on Brighton. None of this changes the fact that every time I see the commercial, I want the brownies. Though "brownito" is a disgusting word.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU! I've been trying to figure out WHO the kid is. I knew he had a TV sitcom role, but could not for the life of me figure it. And I've even caught a couple of The Nanny reruns lately. So thanks for clearing that up... it's one less thing to keep me awake at night.
And little Brighton seems a lot less gay than he did on the show. Go figure.