Wednesday, December 09, 2009
C25K: LET'S DO THIS!!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Um, maybe I'll post something more soon. Going to Jersey/New York for Labor Day/My birthday, so I'm sure stories will arise ;)
Thursday, July 23, 2009
It's the fucking walk of shame.
Of course I'm not going to spring for a cab when I've just lost my job. But seriously, I felt like every single person I encountered was wondering, "fired or laid off"? Luckily I had my mp3 player and my bitchface, which I gave to anyone who dared to look at me.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
That happened. But then this happened: the office building obviously cut back on the bathroom supplies budget. And now the paper towels are just... almost unusably terrible. If I didn't feel compelled on many levels to wash my hands each time I use the bathroom, I would quit doing so. They are so HARSH and PAPERY! I honestly think paper cuts are a new and horrible threat.
And it's winter! My hands already feel rough, bordering on scaly, and are liable to crack open and begin bleeding upon contact. Seriously, will I be shedding this outer layer of skin soon? Am I half reptile, somehow? Am I the Lizard Queen?
I'm being somewhat facetious, obviously, but it is pretty gross.
p.s. Seemingly out of nowhere -- why is it that boys (men?) still have the potential to make me feel about 15? Like, exactly how I felt about romance at 15 (which is to say, overwhelmingly nauseous). To be honest, it's something I both resent and relish. But sometimes I swear to god it's 1996.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
So, go to page 266, to check out her gorgeous cakes! 2 out of the 4 seasonal featured cakes are hers, and they are beautiful to look at, and sound delicious! Even if you don't get to buy a copy, stop in your local newstand to check them out, you won't be disappointed. She's in the process of starting her own venture, so if any of you need some cakes or cookies baked, let us know, and we can put you in contact with her. Bon Apetite!
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
A week later, I was drunkenly sending and receiving my Happy New Year texts, and the number appeared again. Some things (like the location of my digital camera) escaped me, until late on New Year's Day, while sitting on my couch, I remembered the reappearnce of the mysterious number! I immediately responded to their bizarre, and not quite cheery text reading, Happy new year, hope this year is better than the last". So, again, I wrote back, "Who is this?", and thankfully I did, because it ended in one of the most hilarious discoveries ever, and you can't make these names or situations up. I will write it as it occurred...
Me: "Who is this?"
Response: "Ox from Magic Photo at Jersey Gardens mall"
Me: " I have no idea who you are... not sure why you've sent me all these holiday texts..."
Response: "LOL! The Photagrapher who gives you free pictures"
Me: "Who do you think I am? It sounds like you have the wrong number."
Me: "I am not Gusty... hahaha sorry dude."
Response: "My bad"
Um, WHO NAMED THESE PEOPLE??? Also, the fact that I was like hung over and semi-delerious made this whole situation even funnier. Is it wrong that I have a STRONG desire to head over to Jersey Gardens sometime soon, and scope out who this Ox guy is, because WTF?
I wish all of you a happy new year, btw!!! I hope your holidays were great!!!