Friday, September 28, 2007
The majority of people are very unattractive
The majority of people available for jury duty seem to be rather old; was there some kind of “you are young and promising: opt out” box I missed?
Living in a city, in a relatively trendy area populated mostly with people between the ages of 20 and 40, it is easy to mistrust the media regarding the nation’s “obesity epidemic.” In a county courthouse, you find out who owns those faceless bellies from stock footage.
I am really hot within the confines of a jury waiting room. Some men do not mind telling me this with their blatant stares.
Watching game shows with a roomful of people is nearly unbearable.
Crazy old men who fart loudly in a roomful of strangers and then laugh about it could loosely be considered my “peers.”
I still don’t know how to find the fastest way from the suburbs to the northwest side of Chicago.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Alright, last weekend was an AWESOME reunion of your fave unicorns, Tania, Vince, and all sorts of special guests from the old gang. You will hear debauched tales at a later date, and right now you can check Amanda's myspace for some sweet pics from our friend Allyson's wedding. However, without further ado I give you the most awesome tattoos ever in creation:
That's right. Rock n' Roll Unicorns will be around FOREVER!! Woo!