I <3 New Slang

So I am always receiving spam with those interesting, odd subjects meant to entice me into opening the email. I CANNOT BE FOOLED. However, I came upon a rather excellent one a little while ago.

Subject: Condom Lodger.

Er, is this a new word for penis or something? All I know is, I have reworked it, and my vagina shall henceforth be known as "the lodge."

Here is a neat glimpse into the future of my sex life:



~Amanda