Here is an interesting gchat between my sister and myself. It is in regards to a phone call my sister received from my mom at work. Note: my mother is inappropriate and works at Starbucks.
Sis: mom also told me about two young kids at her starbucks...
blah, blah, blah...
but basically, she went to use the bathroom and they were both in there
so when they came out she went in and then tells me
"Oh gosh and can you believe it!?! There was gizum on the floor!"
and I said, what?
and she goes, "gizum, you know like cum"
I thought she was saying gum
Sis: oh yeah
Amanda: is that what she was trying to say?
Sis: yeah, yeah but she calls it jizum
Amanda: omg you HAVE TO TELL THIS TO ME IN PERSON TONIGHT
bc I need you to imitate mom
Sis: is that an actual word?
Amanda: I think it is
but not one to be used
Sis: I am crying at my desk right now just thinking of it
Amanda: I mean, plus... she's MOM, could she just say semen please?
is that too much to ask?
If I have kids I am not going to dirty-talk them
Sis: ill, sick and she wiped it up
Amanda: especially when they are at work!
omg I’m laughing
Sis: she was like. "I knew it was jizum because I could tell by the consistency"
Amanda: oh I may have to send this entire convo to boulos
OMG MOM STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sis: please do
Amanda: jizum, haha
Sis: and then when I was like, "oh sick. oh my God" more so referring to mom's story... her response? "I know, can you believe it?! In my Starbucks? I mean someone was getting a hand job or a blow job. In my Starbucks. I don't know if she just spit it on the floor..."
I suppose she was referring to the lump of "jizum" she wiped up