In an AOL article on Lindsay Lohan’s half-hearted rehab attempt, I discovered the following:
The Wonderland Center specializes in treating addictive disorders such as love addiction.
Awesome. I hope that is what she’s undergoing treatment for, please god let someone leak that information (I’m looking at you, Harry Morton). What I don’t understand, now, is the other patients and their constant bitching regarding her frequent field trips. Dudes, you people haven’t been committed – you are doing half-assed voluntary crap at a place that treats LOVE ADDICTION. Dicking around, especially by celebs, is to be expected there. You probably knew when you checked in that this place would be a waste of money. Chill out, or better yet, take a trip to the psych ward at your local hospital. A week there will straighten you out like no amount of time at Wonderland can.
Whiny rich rehab babies are not my only current obsession. This story is. How absolutely insane is it?! My favorite parts:
Hartsfield said he couldn't recall the last time an astronaut was arrested and said there were no rules against fraternizing among astronauts.
Can you even tell astronauts what to do? They are astronauts for fuck’s sake! They’re like living legends, or actually a lot like unicorns. Have you ever seen an astronaut in person? I didn’t think so. But here is the best part:
Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.
I take back everything I said about Wonderland; this is an obvious case of love addiction. I think we all know what the judge’s sentence should be.
Thanks to Boulos for pointing out the Robert Palmer connection I so ignorantly overlooked!