Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Hussy

Nothing like getting to work and realizing there's a giant hole in your tights.

It's on my lower thigh, the outer side, and would not be a problem if I was not wearing the shortest work-appropriate skirt I own.

I can't wait to buy drugstore tights at lunchtime! Although buying tights at the drugstore is how I got into this mess, as I'm pretty sure the Leggs tights I'm wearing just gave up after like 5 washings. I honestly think this hole formed all on its own.

I wish I had a pervy boss who would promote me for looking trashy.

p.s. Apparantly, it is L'eggs. Um, sweetie, you are not fooling anybody. You are not French, you are drugstore brand, you can't buy class with even a well-placed apostrophe.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hussy! Have you discovered American Apparel tights yet? Yes, they're a bit more expensive than L'eggs, but they LAST and also come in all kinds of cute colors like purple and red.

Boulos said...

L'eggs are called L'eggs b/c they used to come in plastic Eggs! So, they might be trying to come off as Frenchies as well, but I thought that bit of trivia would amuse you, wife. As well as telling you that I have a similar hole in the tights I'm wearing right now as well... hot.

Amanda said...

omg, boulos, I remember those eggs! Gross!

BSH, I usually try to buy better tights and normally love DKNY, but I bought like 3 pairs this year and they all ran within about a month! I was very annoyed. Will have to try AA.