Ok, I know that I work in NYC, home to some of the most repulsive vermin on the planet. Also, considering the TV studios in my building, we have large open loading ramps to accommodate the large props that must leave and enter the building. So, when we had some mice running rampant, I was HORRIFIED, yet, I understood that it happens. Although I am totally opposed to the glue trap that now resides in my office, I deeply hope that it will forever remain empty. However, today I was notified that one of the maintenance guys CAUGHT A BAT ON THE THIRD FLOOR! WTF? Are you kidding me? This is getting insane! Like, what next? Locusts? Frogs? Whatever the other plagues were? I have decided though, that if he stays away from me, personally, we should keep that bat! Bats eat mice! DONE DEAL.
Now, you all can understand the glamour of working for a major TV network. Apparently, it means avoiding mice, and the possibility of becoming a vampire. Please wish me luck on both fronts, thanks.