Monday, August 11, 2008

How to avoid feeling terribly ill

You could probably just NOT do the following:

Drink until midnight. Wake up at 6 a.m. when a gentleman caller leaves, realize you are starving, and eat a few pieces of leftover steak and a slice of cheese. Drink a bunch of water. Go back to bed.

Seriously, a slice of cheese? What the hell is wrong with me?

1 comment:

BSH ADMIN said...

oh lordy, we all know that at 6am, hungover, you should have brought a full bag (8 servings) of all natural, white cheddar cheetos into bed with you instead. I hope you learned from your mistake.