Random Things That Pleased Me on April Fool's Day

1) Worrying that I was being an asshole by filling out a parking permit while waiting for a red light to change, I looked over at the car next to me and found a middle-aged man reading a newspaper at the red light. I hope "multitasking" is featured prominently on the Skills section of his resume.

2) Later, I was pushing J. in his swing on the front porch when a Chinese delivery car drove by with its windows open. "Sometimes When We Touch" was BLASTING. Yeah, that's the song I turn up all the way, too. Usual result: you get laid by some hottie rollerblading by.