A discussion concerning the aging process.
(be forewarned: we are annoying)
Amanda: I WILL BE 27 IN LESS THAN A MONTH
Mothers, hide your sons, bc I will probably have a slightly-older-than-quarter-life crisis
aka the "I don't get hit on at bars very much anymore because I'm clearly not 22" blues
Boulos: oh GOD
Shane will be 29, which means I too am getting that much closer to 30
Kill me please
Amanda: ok that is a weak link.
He is your OLDER brother
A weak link
Ok, my wife is 27, which means I WILL BE TOO
Amanda: let's concentrate on being 27, which is still scary bc it is def late 20s
Boulos: or almost
You are right
Just think of how much hotter you are getting right now!
You are nearing 10% [ed. note: refers to weight watchers goals], feeling better about yourself- these are good things:)
We are like wine, and will only get better w/ age!
Amanda: true. I can't wait to be a hot old lady. People will think I'm a MILF soon
Boulos: COME ON
Amanda: j/k, I just like joking about being old
Boulos: that is a lie, and you know it
You’ll be a WILF
You always have been to me though!
Amanda: haha you too
Dude, I have got to go!
Talk to your ass tomorrow!
Amanda: ok, good I can get to work! And you can get to work on discovering the key to halting the aging process!
GET TO IT!
I will let you know
What if it's a daily cum shot to the face?
Will you be ok with that?
Boulos: I can't believe I just came up with that one
Amanda: does lady cum count?
Amanda: omg I JUST SAID LADY CUM
Yes I was thinking you could help me out then
omg I am too foul to grow up
Boulos: You'll get some SERIOUS anti-aging treatment soon from ME
Oh man, I gotta GOOOOOOOoo
Get to work